"This is no conspiracy, this is a contract."

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Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

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How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

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"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

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“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

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“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

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“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

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I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

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“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

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“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

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Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

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“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

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“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

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"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

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Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

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