“My ex husband got into a motorcycle crash in the keys where he got slammed into the wall and then thrown off the bike… this is about his sixth time. That’s why I keep an insurance policy on him.”

Hi fishes
Ey gds or tcs?
Same package of 29 lakhs!

Non-tech person here: does anyone know how to download salesforce icons that can be used in PPT?

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

My probation has been increased by 3 months. Honestly, idk the reason because I have worked so well in these months. Like seriously 🙄 Are there chances of firing after those 3 months?

Does anyone work for Deloitte in the Ventures space or know someone who does? i’d love to have a chat

PwC CMAAS or A&M?

Hi Fishes i am making a whatsapp group for the people who are transitioning from non-tech field to data science
If anyone would be interested plz join
And let's learn , and transition together

Agenda:
Putting self progress on the course they are doing ,so that others can be motivated and
Discussion on topics related to transitioning

I have 6 year experience in project management.
What is the current market salary?
I am at 6lpa, how much should I expect in my next switch?

Deloitte 🐠- does salary get adjusted when you work across different locations in the country for projects ? Given that tax rates differ across states

Have an initial phone screen with Navigant for Rev cycle consultant position- any insight into the interview process? Glassdoor is looking a bit dated. TIA😊

I’m a CPA and am weighing going back for my Masters, maybe an MBA?

Will I get any benefit from going back to get my masters?

What is the hierarchy at Pune. What does a VP do and what are these A,B,C grades? Can a salary of 75 lacs be offered at a VP level?

What would be ideal salary for i grade with 11 years of experience at BNYM corporate IT BU?

Do any of the top consulting firms hire into the Engagement Manager level after an M7 (if they had manager experience elsewhere)? I know MBB probably doesn’t but what about other tier 2 firms after that - and asking for US or Canada

Signed the offer with a competitor, but multiple bosses tried to persuade me to stay with the planned growth opportunities in sight. Still decided to leave, and got "wishing you all the best". Guilty much, I love working with the team, but just want to get better progression and pay.

Anyone feels guilty in my shoes? Is returning to the firm a common scenario? Just worried that things might not work out in new firm

How do you ask someone you are managing why progress has been slow without asking it explicitly?

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE