"They were always forcing me into some mistake to prove a point I wouldn't be listening to anyway. These things never did come at worse times."

Still want a recruitment bonus 👀. Lmk if you’re looking to lateral!

Hi All,

I want some help to decide which company to join. I have offer from T-systems and NICE systems both from Pune.

Can you people help me decide which one to join.

Can someone explain KL Rahul to me?

To me he is Kitna L Rahul … never seen him perform in any important match but still vice Captain and always in the 11

Up to what salary did you contribute to Roth retirement accounts before switching to traditional?

Any portal/website where we can follow cryptocurrency prices

M&A tax manager 1 salary in NYC ?

What is tcs vpn name to connect via cisco anyConnect?

Hello Amazonian,

Did anyone got to know their revised compensation ? And any idea how much it could be ?

God, I miss my nice/peaceful commute home. Listening to a podcast in traffic was one of the highlights of my day

Are investment bankers getting bonuses this year? How were they affected by the pandemic?

Does anyone have any experience with freelancing? Best site for getting genuine analytics opportunities?

Just registered for WAATBP end of this month and am looking forward to it!

A Tesla put is so tempting right now…
Anyone else feeling the same?

Have you ever went for a job and new u we’re getting the job but then see the person they picked isn’t even better than you?

Can anyone speak to the culture of the Salesforce practice at Slalom? Mostly curious about work life balance / average hours per week

@Partners - how much money do you need to invest I to the firm to get your partner share?

I joined Accenture as a fresher and had a okay okay career growth in last Nine years (had a few short term onshore) - now AM, I want to understand if I am earning too less for market standards.
20l per annum
I am an SAP MDG consultant

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️