"You'll be forced to say 'no' because it's really a bad idea."

Any info regarding Zuckerman Spaeder? For example, salary, work-life, billable requirements. Would greatly appreciate any insight!

When should a stub start getting worried about not having much work and low billable hours?
I’ve asked for work but no luck. I know they say this is normal for a stub but when should I start getting worried and consider looking for exit options? Fyi, I like my practice group, so I don’t want to change to a different group within my firm, hence would have to lateral, if I have to. Also, other co-1st years are churning in high hours.

Hi fishes,

I'm looking for job switch in Manual testing role.Kindly refer my profile if your organization has any openings.
Thanks in advance.
Skill set-manual testing,functional testing,SQL
YOE- 5 years
LWD- 14/01/2023

HR is scheduling the interviews without checking time with me. One interview was scheduled and then it was rescheduled to a different time at last minute. I wasn't available at that time so I mailed the HR for a different slot. They again scheduled it for a later date without checking the time with me.

How much they pay for 2.8 yr Java developer?

What is SM role salary band with Big 4 Value Service Creation/M&A offering in Canada? What is a sign on bonus?

I regret not applying to Harvard. I never thought I’d get into a top school and then got into wharton with a 100k fellowship - which changed my entire perspective. It sucks thinking “what if…”. I just didn’t have the confidence and thought wharton was a reach so why bother with H/S 🙃 hope this inspires someone to just shoot their shot - you never know

Hi All,

Does jpmc has any internal program for gfbm team from which a CA fresher who joined recently can move to USA within 2 yrs of joining?

Please respond asap ,it's urgent

Thanks in advance.

Looking to pivot into managerial. Can someone take a look at my resume? Tips would be appreciated as well!

Hi Fishes, looking for Data Analytics, Product Analytics and BI opportunities. I have 7.4 years of experience and currently serving notice period. Last working day is 10th April.

if you across any positions or can refer, please comment below and I will DM you. Cheers!

My office chair stinks even though I wash it with carpet cleaner every few weeks. Fellow 24/7 WFH workers, how do you keep your office chair clean?

There are openings for 15+ roles in Cimpress India (Remote).
1. Senior Software Engineer
2. Full Stack Developer
3. Lead Software Engineer
4. Senior Front-end Developer
5. Lead UI Developer
6. Data Analyst
7. Senior Data Analyst
9. Technical Support Engineer
10. Salesforce Engineer
11. Senior Talent Aquisition
12. Technical Writer
13. QA Engineer
14. Senior Data Engineer
15. Lead Data Engineer
16. Analyst Manager

DM me for referrals.
Cimpress is 25+years old E-commerce, Product based company.

Hi Fishes,

Can any one let me know what benifits we will get if we join/work in ADP india?.
#adp #wfh #wfo

Where to check notice period apart from offer letter ?

Can we claim internet installation charges as well?

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"