"I'm complaining about scammers and my coworkers think I'm talking about them. Even if they are not getting your money they are still a total nuisance."

Hi folks ,I have total exp of 4.5.
My skills are etl testing,bi testing,db testing.
Please let me know if there is any open position for the above skills .Any initiative will be appreciated!

Hi Fishes,
Need inputs.

I have offer from both LTI and Mindtree.

Will it cause any issue with merger thing??

Fishes..pls help...s there any change in the salary structure...where our in hand salary s less now n pf amount contribution will be more...

I have 3 yrs of experience in Java, Springboot, Microservices, have cleared all rounds in Deloitte and KPMG, i'm asked to send required documents, I have 10.5lpa offer in hand, can I ask 11.5 lpa saying I have so and so offer in hand....?
Will they give that much?

Any 40F interested to chat?

Any bicycle recommendations to get around the city? Not a hardcore bicyclist or anything, so looking for something that has good value on the price and performance spectrum.

Lateraled into banking and I'm getting killed. My aso will mention to do stuff as he's walking out, says do this this and this and by the time I process what he said he's out the door then I miss something he's like I told you to do it. If I ask questions to clarify he gets annoyed, he says read what I wrote again, how is what I said confusing, etc. Dude I just want to be fed info my first few months until I reach a critical mass level of info to run shit on my own to some degree's

Anyone at A&M in PEPI? Would like to know more about work/life, projects, etc. TIA

When is cts going to do market correction again? Heard that incoming mba hires are being offered more than last year batch...

Anyone noticed that with aerobic / cardio exercises it gets more difficult to focus? It is like my mind a TV and someone else gets the remote and goes through every channel every 30 seconds or so

Hello everyone,

I got an offer from infosys for 5.5lpa+75k bonus, & now I have another offer of 7.5lpa+80k from globallogic. I prefer to join infosys as it is in my home town.
But the catch here is I accepted the offer from infosys, can i talk to HR again to revise my offer as I am expecting at least 6.5lpa. I am afraid if they revoke my current offer also. Yoe:1.5y / cctc:3.85lpa
Please suggest , what is the possibility of the offer getting revise

my last package was 4.8 how much I can expect in EY GDS having 5 year experience???

Please help

Hi Team,
I have worked in a project for more than 1.5 years now for a non scripting tool. Feel no learning and skill enhancement here.Can I get my project changed. QA Automation. Will there be any consequences if I do so?

How do you all deal with negative, almost-attacking emails from creative superiors at work? Do you respond or just let it go?

How long can you go without having anything to do before you get laid off?

Best time to consume protein powder/shake ?

Hi Fishes,
Can anyone please refer me for IT Security Analyst role at Qualys.

Thanks in advance!

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”