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“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

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"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

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Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

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"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

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