"Sometimes when I read my classmates' discussion posts I think the school's computer reshuffled them to force me not to copy their answers."

Does LTI not send welcome goodies to all employees ? I just got laptop, charger and bag😐

I'm thinking of entering the show The Ultimatum marry or move on

What are TL benefits in LM?

Did you do any self care the night before your wedding to prepare for the big day?! 🤍

Hi fishes, trying to get some info on M salaries/TC at MBB/OW/likes. Will help with internal exercise to update salary levels. Any guidance would be really helpful. Thanks

Hi ZSers, is EBl round the final round at ZS
for BTAC profile coz it was the only round I
had after my written test. If yes when can I
expect to hear back from hiring team?

Is it possible to claim the Microsoft Certification costs in ZS? If so, what's the limit?

Have 6 YOE and currently a PM at a newly IPO’d company. Where / what level can I make 200k+ in base?

Hi everyone, I will be graduating this summer with a masters degree in Management Information Systems. I am looking for FT jobs in the field of Data Science and Analytics. Can anyone help a brother out? TIA

Australian 🐟 - how's wlb in Australia? It's a long shot but might be looking at a potential move... Mostly within consulting itself though.
Looking for some general perspective - is it grinding till there's no tomorrow like in consulting in US? :)

Can anyone please recommend a resume writer?

Been seeing a lot of gt500 slander in this bowl what’s up with that 🤔

Has anyone ran a migration / conversion from SAP Simple Finance 1503 to S4 1809? Technical conversion only. Can you share approximate timeline and any learnings?

Has anyone successfully been able to pivot to careers without stepping back after 10+ yrs of implementation work? I’d love you hear your journey and how you went about doing so.

Need info on SAP Job titles/levels at Microsoft, Out of Desperation during Covid I joined Deloitte as a Consultant (one level above an entry level Analyst) with 5 YOE. Microsoft is offering me a position of Software Engineer. I don’t want to make the same mistake as I did when I joined deloitte but the next level Software Engineer 2 requires 8 YOE so a little confused here on what job title matches my YOE and skillset

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?