"Have you ever stopped to consider that you may be anxious because someone else is jealous and mad?"

"No. Ohhh, so that's why they won't help me when something eventually goes wrong!"

"Maybe that's why it always eventually goes wrong in the first place."

"Sometimes I do it on purpose."

Did anyone read the top consulting firms to work for? 😂😂😂

I'm never flying out of laguardia ever again

How does your firm measure utilization? I work for a small boutique that defines it as utilization = number of billable hours/2,080 and full bonus payout occurs at 80% plus.

Fish fam - quite new to all this and would appreciate your support. if I am based in a high income tax state but work on site in a lower income tax state. Can I claim the paid taxes back from my home state or do I always pay income tax based on where my home office location is?
Thanks

If you got a job at FAANG do you find out within the week If you got the job after on-site ? 2 weeks if you haven’t gotten it?

Associates

What information do you want to learn from the interviewing when interviewing for a position out of law school?

What information do you think the interviewer should learn from you?

What’s the best way to turn down a 2nd interview? During the 1st interview, I learned that the compensation for the role is not within the range that I am looking for and requires 400 more billable hours a year than what I bill now. I’d basically be laterally for my current salary just to bill 400 more hours. I also wasn’t aware that the local office was strictly ID. Firm website advertises lots of practice areas. Any advice? TIA!

For those who work for Axiom, what percentage of the engagements offered are full-time vs. part-time? Thank you!

Hi All, I request you to please help me with my query. I have joined capgemini three weeks back. They told me direct project but they tagged me to bench.

According to current scenario, what would be the timeline in bench to get the project. I got an mail to get the project within 30 days so If I am not able to get it , is there any consequences on it. Please help me my queries.

What's the best area to live as a twenty-something F, want to be somewhere safe and fun but affordable. Thanks!

Is your work mode still hybrid?
Or
Fully virtual?
Or
Back to office all 5 days.
If you can add the type of firm you’re at, that’s even better.

Are there any Certified SCRUM Masters, or Certified SCRUM Product Owners here?

I just got the certifications and I am wondering if it would be worth it take the more advanced courses (paying out of pocket).

Anyone get to the end of the week and see the amount of hours you billed and think “what did I actually do all that time”? Idk maybe I have bad memory.

Any Tax directors, VP's of Tax, Tax peeps who made it to CFO, or Tax people who became successful (or not) entrepreneurs. Care to give your stories or thoughts on your career. My goal is to stick in PA Business tax till Manager and move to Corporate. This busy season sucks right now (S1) and could use some inspiration or general thoughts to help get me through. Thank you

Hi! Just joined this bowl - anyone in the Houston area want to connect?

We should really get a virtual consultants bible study together, atleast through the midst of this.

Any recommendations for a church in Manhattan or easy commute from Midtown Manhattan? I live in Kips Bay and new to the States. Honestly, I know if it is too far away, I won’t consistently attend.

I need 30 more likes to activate DM ... please help me out

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”