During a team meeting today, our director was reviewing a recent phishing simulation we ran on our own employees. He put his head in his hands and muttered, "Thirty people clicked a link promising a free office alpaca walk... thirty people." What’s the most obvious trap you’ve seen a coworker walk right into?

Have you ever been told off by an older attorney of color? We have one Black partner at our firm and in conversation with him this morning he told me I should work on sounding and looking "more professional" and not let my "tone" or "bad attitude" get in the way. I don't think I've ever had a bad attitude at work, and whatever "tone" I'm speaking in it's my normal one. As a Black woman I just feel super weird about it and kind of sad.

What’s the Marriott code?

Bought my 911 last year for ~$120k. Only put 4,000 miles on it and seeing online values in the ~$130k range. Am I crazy for considering selling it? She's in perfect condition (even though she's my daily)

Looking for referrals. SAP HCM consultant with 1 year experience. Any vacancies?

Anyone can refer me for RPA profile

Is there any opening in amazon for citrix admin ?

Hello All,

Can anyone refer me in active directory domain.
I'm already serving my notice period with a week left. Ready to join immediate.


Thanks

Hi,
I am looking for a switch in IT industry.
It would be really helpful if anyone of you can refer me in profiles like Procurement or Supply Chain Analyst, Project Management or Commercial roles.
Data Analyst or Operations or Integrated business planning.

Current job title - Procurement Executive
Can share my updated CV asap.

Thank you.

Hello Folks! I am a front end developer at TCS and currently serving notice period. I have 5 years of Total exp.Have 3 offers in hand from Cybage software12.79 LPA(11.50 fixed), Accenture 13.79(11.44 fixed),KPMG India14.65(12.5 fixed) In addition, i am having hr discussion with global logic tomorrow for profile senior software Dev.I am seeking for your advice that with what figure i should approach to globallogic or counter mentioned companies considering my expectation is to reach 19-20 LPA.

Can anyone tell me the salary range for a consulting associate at Huron? Strategy and operations. Huron.

Any recommendations on getting into wine? I love other specialty beverages (3rd wave coffee, craft beer), but struggle to “figure out” wine.

The ability to get involved with local beer and coffee producers has been a huge factor for me, so I’m guessing the comparative lack of local wine producers has contributed to me struggling to understand more of the process, culture, tasting notes, etc.

What’s the comp most people cap out at if you dont make partner?

Corporate attorneys in NY, how many hours do you work? Please also list your year. Thanks!

EY fish - can anyone of you please share INSZOOM link? Currently traveling and need to access it. I don’t have access to EY laptop

Hi everyone! I'm looking for a freelance or home office job as a paid media analyst or any jobs in the Digital marketing environment.
I have experience working with big clients and manage significant amount of budgets. I've knowledge of Meta business, Twitter ads, Google ADS and analytics, about WordPress and Seo strategies.
I really appreciate any help!
Thank you very much!!

What is the difference between IFS and non IFS projects in pwc. Which will be better?

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

You know who gets that raise or bonus or even a promotion? It's not the hard worker. Not even the smart worker. It's the worker who advertises every task they did (small or big) in front of the whole team...

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

Today someone quit and just straight up walked out of the office. Like something you'd see in a movie. My jaw is still open. You ever seen this happen?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.