"Sometimes I would rather piss off everybody rather than please any one of them."

Hi Guys,

Can the Automation Testing Engineers at Maersk give an indication of their current salary bracket with YOE to help other folks interviewing with Maersk to not get low balled or ask over limit..

Thanks!

if someone joined EY gds within how many days he/she can add their dependents???

in which month??

What is the salary range for application development senior analyst in Accenture.

Recruiters: ahhh another week! Another chance to ghost candidates 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Hello fishes,
Anyone has a clue when will Form-16 be available?
My LWD is near, so just wanted all these docs before I loose access.

Anyone hiring for entry level risk compliance roles?

Science & Democracy... Thoughts?

Does having a CVA (certified valuation analyst) useful? have heard mixed reviews

Is this legal? My spouses company just decided to change their comp structure for account managers. It was base + comm, now it’s commission only but nothing changed, OT commission is the same, didn’t get more points, just took away the base pay and said work harder basically. So now they have to worker harder to get $50k they were already making. (Not a decision based on employee performance, they’ve been crushing it. I think the company is just trying to save money they overspent else where)

Not only did OC show up to mediation with zero intent to settle, ending the mediation before it even started, but they also ate our lunch (two lunches each)! This to me summaries my feelings toward mediation, and why I’m generally avoiding it moving forward.

I'm a pca in TN with around 8 years of experience. I am making 13 a hour. Is that low?

How do you justify a $100k pay cut to go in house?

In your past experience, how accurate have you found the ranges for positions on Glassdoor?

1st/2nd year consultants in tech - what industry jobs do you apply to?

Hi…I am an Ex employee of Accenture..I need Employment verification letter for RFE For H1B visa.. Accenture has provided the letter, But in the letter the purpose Was written as “ for procuring Lawful Permanent Residency “…. Now I am not sure if I can use this letter as Employement verification letter

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."