I was waiting for the elevator when the CEO and the CFO walked out of the executive suite. The CEO was shaking his head and said, "We have a $5 million budget deficit, but sure, let’s debate the brand of oatmeal in the breakroom for another hour." It’s comforting to know that no matter how high up you go, corporate life is still entirely ridiculous.

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