"I've been thinking that maybe if I learned to express my dislike without resorting to shaming and threats people might actually like me and less people would crash their cars."

For those of you on medication, how do you manage delayed flights causing you to miss appointments? Often, cancellation policies are strict, expensive, and require several days notice.

Is there any good PG for men available near the office?

How many times can we work in Big 4 especially EY in India ??

P.S. i have already worked in EY Once. ☺️

Looking to take my team out for drinks and dinner somewhere in downtown/river north. Any recommendations?

Is there a role for a CPA that wants to get into data analytics? Senior audit associate now that wants to exit to get experience with SQL, Python etc. but don’t want to start all over. What roles can I look at where I could leverage my CPA experience but still learn about analytics?

How do firms give bonuses to associate attorneys? Quarterly, monthly, annually? What is a bonus based on? Money recieved, billable hours, etc?

I'm looking to set up a bonus structure for a new associate.

Hey, can someone guide me on the average hike in Tredence and how much CTC can a L3 (Associate Manager) expect in Tredence?

Does Legato Health Technologies matches counter offer usually ? How many days before its better to ask them before joining?

Tech - Data Science Role

(1/7 3am) we're 147 hours into the new year and I've billed about 60 hours (40%) already. 2022 off to a strong start, y'all.

Any recruiters on here interested in sap folks on here

Hi everyone, really sorry to hear about the recent layoffs. I would be happy to refer to KPMG—please DM me if you’re interested.

Hey Guys!
Does Qlik Sense in Business Analyst Role better than tableau? Which tool has more industry demand?

Please share your thought!
Thanks

I bought a switch the first day of quarantine/sickness. Totally with it! So wholesome.

Anyone here currently in or looking to make the transition to a client service associate or paraplanner role? Hiring in NYC- please respond to this post

Openings at Accenture. Microsoft Azure.
Min 2.5 years of experience.
Microsoft Azure Paas,
Microsoft Azure DevOps,
Microsoft Azure Logic Apps,
Microsoft Azure Architecture,
Microsoft Azure Data Services,
Microsoft Azure IoT Services,
Microsoft Azure Kubernetes Services,
Microsoft Azure Analytics Services,
Microsoft Azure Active Directory

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”