"We can't all be Superman. Somebody has to be Batman."

Can someone help to know how is Salesforce practice at @EY India

Travel reimbursement…what’s the rule of thumb for when a client is considered out of town? Mileage, distance etc?

And, what’s required to be covered? Been out of the traditional consulting model for a few years now…

Ramadan Mubarak Everyone!

Are IQVIA and Foresight different companies? Or
are they the same?

Hi Fishes

Does EY GDS give 10% Variable and EY India give 20% variable?

Hi Friends,

Im working as QA from wireless networking domain (Wi-fi and Cloud testing) with 4 yrs exp in a product company . I want your suggestions/ideas on which product companies provides onsite (from chennai) to canada/european companies for QA positions.

Either it be short term onsite or long term onsite, kindly share the companies list, Thanks in advance fishes

I have cleared technical interview at @EXL and have also given another round of interview with VP.

Q1. How long does the VP round feedback take normally?
Q2. What are the next rounds/discussion to expect if I clear this round?
Q3. What is the level and salary that I should expect for a BI developer role at 6 years experience?

Anything else that I should keep in mind during the interview process that helps me land better role/salary? TIA.

Those who missed the TS&A FY21 session held today, Quinney told us there were only 12 promotes (2 of which are new MDs). TS&A has approx 200 people in it. Time to order a case of wine!

Can anyone pls help me in RRP ??

Hi Fishes ,

I am an FE with 7.1 yrs of exp looking for a change. So far I've seen the packages are boxed at 30lpa at my exp and Angular framework, I Have some exposure to AWS devOps as well. Can anyone guide if there is something missing in my profile or if I am not getting the right opportunity (excluding MANG from this discussion)

Any one willing to share room in Navi Mumbai?

What is the next process once accepted offer in pwcindia. I have accepted offer and have my joining in 2 weeks. Have not received any further communication from HR.

Where are all the staythefhome people? I’m waiting for your hot takes.

Remind me when TDUMP served the 🇺🇸 by being in the military or any of his sons? Oh that’s right. Never. But Biden’s son did. Hmmmm

Anyone from digital business services team?

Anyone joining genpact in november last week or december first week.

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.