"Sometimes I leave the empty bag there so that they think there's some left instead of immediately knowing that there isn't."

Hi, I am new here. Would anyone mind 💟-ing this do that I can send DMs? Thanks!

Hi Fishes,
HR round is pending. Already I having an offer cognizant and my last working day is last week of July.
So how much I can ask to Mindtree?
Current CTC - 12
Cognizant- 20
YoE - 8.11
Mindtree- ???

LETS MEET UP IN LA JOLLA! 🏖️☀️🌊
Looking to places explore and make friends TODAY? We are going to get some drinks, food and make connections

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Should one add their personal technology that are currently used for remote work on their resume? Seems most companies will provide the hardware and software needed. However, it’s unclear if the employer will provide this through Teamviewer/VPN connection or will send an actual computer. Along with this, would it be pertinent to add your internet capability (speed, fios/cable/satellite/dsl)?

How do you make small talk with people you don’t really have much in common with? Working with a few people in the team and feel like there’s a wall between us I can’t break 😞

Hello fellow introverts! How is 2022 treating you all so far? I am eagerly seeking for an exit out of consulting :)

Can partners comment whether Pwc is having another round of layoffs. This is so scary! Shouldn't they rid of partners who can't sell first?! Or pause hiring? Opp. cost to find and train talent again?

Guys - A seasoned BSA looking for PO / PrM opportunities in asset and wealth management firms. Is anyone willing to refer me to their team or forward me to their acquaintances? Appreciate it.

Hi sharks.... How long it takes for Global Logic to come back after Manager round? It's been 1week since I gave interview... No updates so far... GlobalLogic

What should be the salary in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Considering the current inflation and high cost of living in Amsterdam as compared to metro citys in india
Yoe: 6-7yr
Tech stack - Java backend/Full stack developer
Current ctc in india : 27lpa

Dear TCSers,
How many of you are still Working from Home? Is WFO is not mandatory for everyone?

What do you wish you knew before starting your career in Diversity & Inclusion?

Looking for a roommate in Miami to sign a lease with starting in January or February. Looking to sign a lease for a 2 bedroom/2 bathroom in a luxury building in Brickell, Downtown, Edgewater, or somewhere similar. I am clean, quiet, and respectful. I am a strategy and finance professional in my mid 20s (ex-McKinsey) who will be in the office 5 days a week. 

What would be the best overall consulting firm to work for as a Cybersecurity Consultant? Looking to advance my knowledge and earnings potential.

Can anyone share the the salary range for a senior manager in Accenture? This is for their cloud division.

Hi all,
I am working in IQVIA near sarjapur-marathalli road and planning to shift by october end, please suggest me affordable pg/flats nearby

What’s your FIRE target age (where you no longer maintain a salary job)?

I got an offer from Mygate bangalore as associate software engineer.
I want to know how’s the company and overall work experience if anyone can help.

I have found a job opening JR138160 at Salesforce. Can someone pls provide me referral for this job?

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"