Employee: It's not in my job description.

Uhhhhh, yes, it is. At the bottom it says "other duties as assigned."

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Idk what you guys mean, aren’t we all thrilled to be the stop gap for PNCs lack of organizational planning, with zero training, all for the same salary?! What a dream!

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I’m not saying it doesn’t happen but people don’t want to part of a company that doesn’t know their business well enough to even define the job expected for the pay.
Best to rectify or expect morale issues.

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Gotta have some kind of reasonable nexus to the rest of their duties though or you just look ridiculous as HR.

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These comments are wild. If someone assigns me a task I do it.. that’s my job and I’m paid to do that.

I'm a DBA, you going to assign me to go clean toilets when the databases are down?

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