In the tune of McDonald’s jingle. “Bada bah ba baaaa. I’m over it.” 🎶

“So what you’re saying is that your 2020 goal is to have less empathy for others?” “Yes.” “Well alrighty then.”

Person: “I need to buy this font, who’s got the corporate card?” Person with corporate card rolls over handing it: “Daddy’s here.”

“Well, I guess I’ll take myself to YouTube University and figure it out.” “YouTube University is better than most college degrees.”

“What color should it be? Silver, space grey, or rose gold?” Response: “Wait did you say Eyepatch or iPad?”

Niche pronounced as “nitch”

“He’s not so much shady ... just overcast”.

“You need to stop gang-banging her with emails”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

Health insurance is for pessimists

Senior planner: ‘it’s expensive to raise a hippie’

“Judy Dench in Cats is a cautionary tale to not agree to extremely short timelines...cat paws need fur!”

CW: the peloton ad is white culture

Creative 1: “Do you even know what Squid Pro Quo means?” Creative 2: “Yeah, it’s when you give me a squid and I give you a different squid back later.”

“My blood type is actually Tito’s”

AD to Senior AD : "do you think there is different levels of crack? Like how there are different levels of weed?"

Client asks us to design dog food packaging. Client: "these are all great but can you make this dog less caucasian looking? We want to be minority inclusive"

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“It’s cool but it needs to be more Tik-Tokable”

‪"I refuse to work with a turkey. They are cruel, they are rude, and I don’t fuck with that energy.”