“So what you’re saying is that your 2020 goal is to have less empathy for others?” “Yes.” “Well alrighty then.”
Person: “I need to buy this font, who’s got the corporate card?” Person with corporate card rolls over handing it: “Daddy’s here.”
“Well, I guess I’ll take myself to YouTube University and figure it out.” “YouTube University is better than most college degrees.”
“What color should it be? Silver, space grey, or rose gold?” Response: “Wait did you say Eyepatch or iPad?”
“Judy Dench in Cats is a cautionary tale to not agree to extremely short timelines...cat paws need fur!”
Creative 1: “Do you even know what Squid Pro Quo means?” Creative 2: “Yeah, it’s when you give me a squid and I give you a different squid back later.”
AD to Senior AD : "do you think there is different levels of crack? Like how there are different levels of weed?"
Client asks us to design dog food packaging. Client: "these are all great but can you make this dog less caucasian looking? We want to be minority inclusive"
"I refuse to work with a turkey. They are cruel, they are rude, and I don’t fuck with that energy.”