Man, "What? I'm in a meeting?" Woman, "Did you leave the refrigerator door open again?" Man, "I can't right now I'm in a meeting, can you close it" Woman, &qu…
Everyone: We asked for diversity and visible minorities in this video. This edit shows 90% whites dudes... The producer: The guy in the first shot is latino and there’s also an Irishman and an Austra…
Manager: I’ll take it up when A is done. A: You do it. B: lol why A: he will definitely mess it up
Question for lawyers: I need a same person affidavit to prove my old passport is the same person as my new passport. Is there a form I can download and get notarized at my local bank, or would the ban…
“I still can’t find any toilet paper. What’s going on, charmin?! Sorry, I’m basically brain dead at this point.”
“Yeah, [redacted Fortune 100 company] is a huge mess. But it’s our job to clean up their mess. If they weren’t a mess, we’d be out of work.”
"I've had a memory." We managed to work out our account manager meant "I've just remembered something."
"This is Shit Fest 2020. Headliners: A Bunch of fuckin Muppets. Supported by Indifference and Cannot Be Arsed 3000"
"Do we use focused or focussed?" "We go full Nazi" "?" "SS" "Damn it. I was hoping to avoid that."
I know we're working from home, but we're still having calls and Zoom meetings, right? What's the best thing you've overheard lately?!
Zoom person 1 on their phone: “Did I miss something? That cut off” Zoom host: “Someone made a joke and no one laughed. Go on.”