"Daddy, I want a snack" "Daddy, I want to watch Frozen 2 again" "Daddy, I need help opening my Play-Doh" "Daddy, I need another snack!!!" "Alexa, play "let it go"!!!"

“meow”

How are agencies that don’t use google docs fairing?

For a photoshoot, the CMO requests models: “We need one of EVERY color!”

“It seems like a pretty easy lift” From a Copywriter to an Art Director. About the art direction.

Media Coordinator: Hey, do you have an ETA on the audio? The Account Manager is having heart palpitations... Not that he actually has a heart...

“I can’t believe I have to do this for the rest of my life until I die.”

“Would it be possible to have IT install a kensington security desk lock on my bottle of purell so that no one steals it?”

Kelp. You know, its like the new kale.

"When did Def Leppard become stripper music?"

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

"I love a good dirty man"

AM: Unfortunately, due to Corona Virus, the sex toy store ads you did last week all need to be redone with new toy specials.

INTERN: Can you voice for me? CW: Sure... but this script is for a sale that ended last weekend? INTERN: Yeah I was slammed last week, I’m only getting to it now.

“I always use the default emojis when messaging clients of colour. I don’t want them to think I’m super into being white of anything!”

Account Manager: Look, I get it, you’re one of those hip white-sneaker-wearing creatives, but I know what the client really wants...

“I don’t know whether to pause now and have a cry, or power through so I can have a longer, uninterrupted sob...”

"Buy some damn soap and change your life!"

“Yes, she audibly farted on the call with the client.” CW: “Ironic considering she caused this shit on herself.”