Our top sales rep was on a cold call, and I could hear him through the glass partition. He was struggling, but then he suddenly blurted out, "Look, if you buy this today, I will personally come over and mow your lawn." I checked our CRM system an hour later, and the status was marked as 'Closed-Won.' Did he actually go mow the lawn? Who knows.

Want to know abbvie work life balance at Abbvie, Worcester, MA site?

Is it ever actually a problem for engineers in other parts of the world that US measurements are done in the imperial system?

Venables Bell, thoughts? Worth considering?

Any recommended auto repairs in the East bay, CA? Need some touch-ups before turning in my leased VW GTI

Why do people say more number of switches will create a problem in the long run? Ideally how many switches should be there. New in IT industry, just want some guidance.

Does anyone know a Salary Slab for a Customer Success Manager with 7 YOE?

Thanks in Advance.

I’ve been in an in-house role since the beginning of the year and just gave 2 weeks’ notice to leave for a much better paying and better titled position. The response has been very petty, to the point that I’ve been called unprofessional even after I asked the hiring attorney whether I could give longer notice at the current company’s request. Is this normal?

How much annual % hike does Amazon offer for L4 Non Tech role (Finance), YOE =1

What are some interesting non-tech/insurance/advertising/consulting careers where data science is applied? Thinking of epidemiology and economics

Looking to pivot out of a top pharma marketing/ad agency and into consulting. Ultimately want to leverage both experiences to move client side or to a healthcare start up.

What are the best firms for this type of transition and why?

Please help. What's the best mobile app to track H1B Petition approval status

anyone looking for data engineering referrals in Novo?

Hey Fishes,

I'm looking for a job switch in HR domain. Having 4+ YOE and holding a master's degree in MBA HR.
Looking for your support.
Also, I don't have sufficient Likes to DM so struggling to unlock the same.

Is it a normal thing in Big4 to have a really slow and non-responsive onboarding?? I start with KPMG UK next week, and still don’t know how my 1st day will look like and what’s the agenda or my login credentials.

Best influencer search tools or strategies for sourcing?

Hey y'all. Anyone else out there being mandated to teach OpenSciEd? What do you think? Cards on the table... I'm not a fan. Help me see why I'm wrong - or not alone. Thanks

How is BigID ( data privacy) profile in Morgan Stanley? Is it worth to change profile from capital market to data privacy? Morgan Stanley Capco BigID

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

Today someone quit and just straight up walked out of the office. Like something you'd see in a movie. My jaw is still open. You ever seen this happen?

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”