"Oh nothing, it's just sometimes I feel like I am sneaking patience like cookies."

Yesterday only during their press meet they told that they have honored all the offer letters last quarter...and today itself you can see so many delaying and postponing of joining cases in this group only....there must be something very wrong or messed up.

I keep making stupid minor mistakes at work lately presumely cause I’ve been so burnt out, and my senior is constantly mad at me, which made me want to avoid the dirty work even more… I really should care but is it bad that I don’t really care anymore

Hello everyone am looking for Side hustle , anything works driving ,plumbing ,construction etc anything works just hit me up and I I’ll make time to get it done for you thnx 💪

What's the difference between entry level and associate level? I'm two years into my career and thinking of making a jump to a different industry. Would that be considered associate since I have experience?

This winter just doesn’t freaking end. This is absolutely ridiculous. 🙄

Hi Fishes, Anyone who recently joined Infosys in last few months. I need some help with launchpad and on-boarding process in Infosys . Thanks

Do you ever just want to leave this industry? But what do people exit to

Does it make sense to move back to NYC in February? Scared to go back if COVID cases are going back up

Had on-site a month ago and recruiter has promised an update several times and not followed through. Anything I can do other than following up once a week? I think I’m the backup candidate but would be helpful to get more clarity

Anyone from Sacramento area/ Cali

Anyone have had any luck buying a diamond (for an engagement ring) directly from a wholesaler in NYC? If so, which one did you go to and what was that process like?

Worst overused word in advertising - go!

First time investing:

1) When I sell my stocks and have capital gains, how much do I pay in taxes? %?
2) Are Boeing shares worth it?

What are you hoping to exit into post consulting? Looking for ideas because nothing is catching my interest 🙁

hiya fishes. happy friday! sorry if this isnt the right bowl, but this is in regards to vacation time. i have an interview process starting next week, and wondering when it would be good to mention i would be OOO between the middle of the month in september? its for a week. im unsure if i can twist this to have a start date once im back. going back and forth on being transparent vs. mentioning it later on. thoughts?

How can I DM people? I just joined!

Update: I need to get likes. Please help me get likes so I can DM someone.

Follow up question: do I need to get likes every-time I want to DM someone or its a beginner thing? And how many likes?

Will internal transfer to Deals as A3 (2 busy seasons under belt)

standard promo in new group is 2 years staff.

Possible to make senior next year? (3 years at firm) or stuck staff lvl for 4 years?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background