"This isn't benevolent sexism, this is a female terrorist."

BCG has a couple of openings of data scientists.
Requirements : 1. Masters or PhD degree preferably from a top school
2. Atleast 1 year of experience as a data scientist
3. Know how to use Python

Kindly DM only if you strictly meet the requirements

Hi ! DOES ANYONE HAS CONTACT OF GENUINE CAREER COUNSELLORS FOR MASTERS ? PLEASE PLEASE

So a lot of hate towards Whole Life Insurance, could someone please explain why they are so bad? Thanks

Australian 🐟 - how's wlb in Australia? It's a long shot but might be looking at a potential move... Mostly within consulting itself though.
Looking for some general perspective - is it grinding till there's no tomorrow like in consulting in US? :)

What can i expect from Product Specialist role in freshworks? Like salary, perks, hikes, role progression and work life balance?

So who else here is experiencing plummeting billable hours and exponential weight gain since this whole WFH thing started? Bought snacks for 30 days, finished in 48 hours.

Hello, any .net developer here? Need some info.
Thanks in advance.

PwC parental leave benefits?

Inspired by one of my kids' favorite books, I penned this masterpiece of an Ode to Consulting:

One senior partner all alone
Calls two managing directors on the phone
Three associate partners at the door
Bring along another four
Five senior managers come overdressed
Six managers show up with a guest
Seven senior consultants arrive in a sack
Eight associates sneak in the back
Nine analysts come to work
ALL THE CONSULTANTS GO BERSERK!!!

Ok, I'll show myself out now... 😂

Hi all- how’s the job market for tax lawyers nowadays? I’m working in accounting firm (international tax) and looking to jump into a law firm. I have 2YOE and JD.

Men, please trim or shave your chest hair . Gross when it’s peeking out . </PSA>

Might just start a YouTube channel screw it, maybe it will catch on and I’ll make some cash to hedge this economy

Can I waive into other UBE jurisdictions using my NY UBE license at any time? Or is there an expiration date for my bar exam score, after which point I won't be able to waive in?

I recently joined IBM Kolkata for mainframe. Is there any project available for 7B ? 9.4 years exp.

My boss doesnt give any feedback about my work. How can I get him to give me better direction?

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"