"Leadership is starting to care about deadlines more now... maybe we should start thinking about underpromising more... I don't know.. maybe the director has some ideas on how to manage delivery deadlines..."

- a team lead... apparently... 🤣🤣 (I'm on my last week of notice period... and this person is why)

Can we go to any other Capgemini office temporarily if our base officer location is different.

How do you stay healthy on the road? Share your exercise and nutrition hacks to help others.

Hi All..Once project completed if no projects will HCL ask to relocate???

CREATIVE DIRECTOR/ART DIRECTOR NEEDED in nashville. if the idea of hot chicken and great work sounds like something you’d like, hit me up.

Hi Team,

Few days back I had a post stating that I would be joining one of the consultancy by end of this month, my question was will my joining date be impacted due to the current tech layoff. Is there a way that the new employer can monitor the post and take necessary action?

Does vois provide transportation to eon, Pune?
What is the radius? Will help in choosing relocation locality.
Thanks in advance.

Hi folks - which consulting firms provide sponsorships for EMBA, I’m 12 years experience planning to do EMBA in 2020. Currently in the process of changing jobs and have offers from Deloitte and ACN.

Does anyone teach in class elementary, middle, or high school and also teaches college level? If so, how did you get the college level job? I have a masters and specialist degree and teach in class. I also want to teach college level online but have a hard time either finding a position available or applying. I’m now in the middle of my doctorate degree though it’ll be another year before I’m done.

Has anyone left cyber for another technical field (I.e. software engineer) ?

Anyone have experience exiting to a biotech with no commercial products? PH I/II lead asset targeting multiple indications. Pros and cons?

I was interviewed for a perticular customer, which went well and also received an offer. Few days before of my joining date, i came to know that the technology stack from customer got changed and customer had no requirement for which i was hired. However parent company still hired me and now they're in process of allocating me in some other clients. Sometimes i feel insecure about this situation. How to cope up with such cases?

Hi folks, i am looking for a job change i have 2.6 yoe in data engineering with tech stack - hive, hadoop, pyspark, sql, python , aws. These days i am not getting much calls. I worked for x company for 2 yrs and switched to y company in feb 2022. But recently i faced a situation. I cleared all rounds and send my docs to sunlife financial but now when i am trying to connect with them they are saying your candidature is on hold. I alao resigned from my current company. What should i do?

What are the easiest practices within S&C to go from A to C? Or does this not really matter? Anywhere I can objectively see the performance of each practice?

Is there anyone who recently got offer from Accenture UK? I received the offer last week and waiting for PWC team to contact me for further documentation.

When is bonus paid. If someone resigns and serve notice period in Dec, will they be getting bonus?

Wanted to know details on Telstra
1. Does Telstra offer work from home?
2. Does Telstra provide international relocation transfer(onsite)?
3. What would be the average salary slab for 10+ yrs exp in Telstra?
4. Does Telstra have mandatory work from office?

DM me for referral to Mitre. Great pay and benefits and really smart coworkers. Engineering background preferred

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."