1. Create fake Teams meeting
2. Set status to Busy
3. Nap

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That’s thinking with 100% of your brain right there

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Don’t spill the secrets come on

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How do you explain that to your your boss when the corporate spyware flags you were regularly sharing a screen on meetings with only yourself present?

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Invite me to your meeting, I’ll cover you

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I should see if I can pull a report on invites/utilization by # of atendees…is this why staff are always “busy” on the bench?

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I’ve done this with friends. Just host a meeting and chill. It was a “micro conference”

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Just open excel and put something heavy on your keyboard

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How do you create a fake Teams meeting?

Same as usual. Just only invite yourself. I would also share my screen so it would show that I was presenting to make it look real busy. Lol

funnylikesmart

Does it actually not go “away” after being away from the computer when you do this? Does it stay as busy?

Can't they see it's all fake though?

Fake it til you make it right? 🤣

I do this to catch up on emails!

That’s less fun.

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