2020 plans. Work on getting ACCA qualification. Find myself a man. Buy a house. Not necessarily in that order. Overwhelmed at the moment....

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Well I’m sure once you get the ACCA qualification you will have men knocking down your door because that is irresistible!! Damn!!

(What’s an ACCA qualification?)

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This seems like a very Non US non millennial mind set. Pls chime in more ...

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ACCA is equivalent of CPA in the UK...

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