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I had to know what the rest of his bio blurb had to say, here you go y'all

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I had read that as "steak" before you pointed that out, I guess my brain didn't want to see that actual word - sheeessshhh...

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Buffoon.

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Tell us you have a toxic work culture and no people management skills, without telling us you have a toxic work culture and no people management skills.

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I do all those things in the office

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To my writers/content creators and alike, how much do you charge to write content for someone? And do you charge them hourly or by cents per word? I’ve been offered a small contract for 10 hours per week and not sure what my rate should be or how I should set it up

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I’m known amongst my IG circle for my content creation style, and I think I should give UGC/content-creation a try. I’m going to put all of my photos in a portfolio now, but how do I find gigs and jobs?

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Hi Fishes,
I have an offer with IBM for 13 and with other small company with 15 . Can I renegotiate with IBM ? Do they revise ? Any past experience ? I am interested in joining IBM only.

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Can any pls share the lead position interview questions?

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What era/genre would you say we're living in right now?

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DO YOU JUST ASSUME THE COST OF YOUR MARKETING ACTIVITIES? I am looking to allocate their cost in the marketing budget in a way that won't rely on several layers of assumptions. How do you reliably estimate the cost of different marketing activities (email, social, web, etc) when you don't have specific people or tools allocated to each function and costs are spread across many channels? Ads seems the easiest, but even then there's time and overheads... I've been looking for a reliable model.

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Any news on mid year promotions??

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Deloitte folks, please share your experience on the green card process. Did it go smoothly?

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I’m curious. What would you say is the best industry / sector for…1. WLB, 2. Great people / team, 3. Exit opp’s., and 4. Overall (mix of the above). Goes without saying the obvious “it depends on office, team, project, client, etc.” So this is an ask for general observations.

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Thoughts on AdEx ?

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Bookkeeping service recommendations? Virtual service or through your CPA?

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Hi. Can anyone suggest decent and hygienic tattoo places in Gurgaon/Delhi NCR? Any small/minimalist female tattoo suggestions are also appreciated.

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My joining date is NoV 21st, can any one provide me some details.. Cab facility..? Allowances any .? Reallocation allowance..? Shift allowance..? Joining bonus..? I have one more offer from other company, let me know which company is best to join regarding the career growth.!

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What the hell does GS Special Situations do? Anyone heard anything on comp?

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Factset / CapIQ - who uses what and what’s better?

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Will we ever learn if our application was Denied because BAL made a mistake?

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Isn’t this what every H1B sponsoring firm does? 👇🏼

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Anyone have experience in bringing over a blood relatives children as a dependent into usa? If so, which visa ? And what’s the process to follow

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Hey fishes, what if -

I get my h1b stamped at my home country with my current company
THEN switch to another company will I have to get the visa restamped?

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After how many years of joining American express I can go for IJP?

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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The best how-to guide in becoming a LinkedIn dimfluencer. Reach your peak Simon Sinek in 16 easy steps. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/officialjohnjames_social-medias-effectiveness-conundrum-activity-6915424800324685825-vjxr?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=android_app

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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This is our bowl leader

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Buffoon.

Tell us you have a toxic work culture and no people management skills, without telling us you have a toxic work culture and no people management skills.

I do all those things in the office

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