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I don't care what my auditor or consultant is wearing. I will always assume they are incompetent.

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to create intimacy??

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I am also confused

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How much of an outfit is “10%”?

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A bow tie

Is the lesson here grow up and be an adult if you want to keep an adult job?

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Any Navy Nukes in this bowl?

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Hello travel buddies! I have recently started travel hacking and currently have the Chase Sapphire Preferred, Capital One Venture, Marriott Bonvoy Boundless, and Citi Premier Cards. Please comment if you would like a referral link for any of these!

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If I get a referral from someone and I apply, then can I still reach out to a recruiter on LinkedIn expressing interest in the role? And do I let them know that I already applied? I’m sure they get tons of messages so what should I say so that it won’t be overlooked?Im currently unemployed and very eager to get an entry level position in either HR, Marketing, or Project/Program Coordinator in the tech field, so any advice is greatly appreciated.

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Hi everyone, I have a question. I am currently in the middle on of an interview process, where I am quite confident that I will get the job... but I want to work for another company that has contacted me 1 week ago to interview but hasn't scheduled the interview yet....

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How's Eldorado unit in Mphasis Pune. Will be joining soon as Senior Software Engineer. Any pointers will help! Mphasis TIA.

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Hi all,

What do you think is a bare minimum CTC required to sustain a good married life considering life in a metro city. I do earn about 15LPA. So how much should. I look for in a guy?

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Anyone works in the new-ish Google buildings in NYC - 315 / 345 Hudson street? How are they? Do they have typical Google amenities eg good food, gym, etc? Any other good/unusual facilities? TYIA!

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Currently looking for remote global Executive Assistant roles. Is anyone hiring?

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Anyone here currently at EdwardJones but previously with Prudential? Are you happy with the move?

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You think $10k btc is bottom or it will go lower ?

Friends found out I invested a ton into crypto and tried to have an intervention for me. Lol. You only live once and I know the risks

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Doge in the top 30! That, and the fact that my 70 yr old mother in law bought some of everything on coinbase should signal the beginning of the end.

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Who all started hating Globant India…. Because of stupid..idiotic studio culture

For new joiners…. You have to slog in project….but in appraisal only a**licking of studio leadrs is considered…
Share your experiences.

P.S. left globant 3 months back only because of this reason
P.S.S. New joiners if you mind your own business… you are not good at chamchagiri… avoid globant please

Kindly like my post, I need to get 11 likes to start activating chat feature, Thanks.!!

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Constantly worried I’m going to get fired because I don’t know where I stand at my mid sized law firm (second year associate).

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Hello! I’d like to share an experience and hopefully receive guidance.

I spent two years as an executive, and while I was providing what I believe was impactful work, and receiving praises across the board, I got fired from one day to the other without any explanation.

After a few weeks, some managers (who were under me) shared that there had been a while campaign raised against me for a couple of months by others VPs and shareholders. 1/2

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What is the salary range for M1 in Pwc sdc vs ey gds?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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It's the "loves this" for me

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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