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That suit wasn’t shot up. He just ripped it on a door handle drunkenly stumbling around his hotel room after a sales mixer

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War analogies are always cringe

Oh Tak Lo: just no.

I'm sorry, but whatC

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I worked 2m for startup company and absconded due to bitter experience from Jun'21 - July'21 , later immediately joined to another company Aug'21 to present(under notice period). Now I got offer with comcast and will moving on Jan'23. I'm bit worried because I don't have releiving letter for those 2m but all other records are clear with me(includes to company I'm currently serving notice period). I yet to reveal this 2m to my Hr. Should I tell and leave as such, Kindly pour your advice.

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Could anyone please provide me referral for Business Analyst in Reliance Jio.

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How much as per current market,we can get for 8 yeo in to .net full stack development .net with angular.
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I guys i am looking for job change

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Can anyone suggest if I can make a rental contract with my parents on a 1rupee stamp duty letter for below 1 lakh? If so, can I directly submit that to income tax department while filing the return for claiming refund or should I be disclosing in Deloitte Portal for last FY 2022. Also, I assume 11 months contract doesn't require to be registered with the govt? Please correct me if this is incorrect. Appreciate your suggestions on the above for tax benefit purpose..!!

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Recently accepted in offer in the NY office. What’s the culture like?

got a CIS form filling link from cognizant, what it is.. i am experirenced java developer...interview clreared at cts and also had salary discussion

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Peanuts. But that's ok because I'm compensated by 'Mother culture'

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Happy to report: Did not fall into any honey trap at the holiday party.

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Creating my registry, what are some must haves to put on it! Doing Amazon and Target, thanks for the help in advance.

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Hi ZSers ZS Associates ,

There's a BTSA ETL Developer job on Linkedin with easy apply option. Any way I could get a referral for it ? Or anyone could share my resume personal with the hiring manager? I can join immediately and map out to all the requirements.

Thank you.

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I want to get a bottle of liquor from Canada that isn't sold in the US. Can't get it shipped. Anyone from PA/DE/NJ/NY going to Quebec anytime soon that would be willing to bring a bottle back?

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General corporate in NY looking to lateral into tech transactions at one of the EC/VC firms. I’ve heard that I may get a class cut if I make the move but I’m ok with that. My worry is that EC/VC firms are crazy busy work differently from general corp, I also won’t have control over my hours, and potentially worse based on how billing differs (block billing on a few clients vs having to work with 15 or more startups). Is the same true for tech trans or IP group?

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Anyone going to the ALPFA conference in Vegas that would like to meet up?

Tinder vs Linkedin

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I joined Accenture few days back as level 9. Till now didn't get any project. I have one more offer from another company and have not told them that I joined Accenture.
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Hi fishes!
I have received an offer for Senior Software Engineer.
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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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This is how I feel!!!

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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