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Lol, this is perfectly executed satire.

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Is this real?

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No

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Jesus Ken.
That girl belongs in a juvenile delinquent center.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Nice try Accenture.

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