A lil hump day humor

If my CTC is 8 LPA including variables. What would be my take home salary after tax deductions? Please help.

Has anyone interviewed at palantir for deployment strategist and/or know the process?

Can someone please help me to get refference in Rackspace technology?

Hi everyone,

After working for 12+hrs on a regular basis I've finally resigned in infosys for better or for worst.
And I'm looking out for other opportunities.

LWD- Feb 2nd

YoE- 2 years

Skills- AWS, postgreSQL, Ruby on rails, node.js, HTML/CSS, python

Offer in hand 6lpa

Please let me know if there are any job openings in your organization to which i can add values.

I've noticed that the engineers keep their mouths shut whenever they're asked for feedback, but when they're alone, they talk about how much they wish they could change management.

Why is that?

Hi all, does anyone have a good framework they would recommend for developing HCP/physician communication strategies and defining tactics for HCP engagement (outside of pharma reps)? There is of course a ton out there for patient communications such as patient journey mapping but engaging HCPs is a very different beast. Looking for something a bit more nuanced than a traditional consumer framework. Thanks!

Hi Guys, Have two offers and serving notice period.
Exp. 8 years
Skill: Front End developer Angular React Javascript
Looking for the stable companies with flexible timings, work life balance and job security.
Which companies can i try now?
Please suggest

Hi google. It's my dream company. I working as a profession Data Analyst. So I observe a many technical things. As I said their is a bug I find in a Google Meet on a meeting. Google meet eventually creates a Multiple windows at a time. Can you fix this bug. I usually see this many times.

fully vaccinated, in my early-mid 20s. what are the best places to (safely enough) have a fun time on a Saturday night? obviously not looking for a crowded bar but looking to do something where I can socialize, maybe outdoors or in a low-capacity setting?

Oliver Wyman is hiring - we have an open role in Raleigh, North Carolina and in New York City. Reach out to me if you are interested in joining a great team!

Any input on how to best assist brand new immigrants in transitioning to the USA while also gaining academically? Our school has a steady stream of newcomer students and I want to grow in how I help.

Are there a lot of openly gay male soldiers?

Got an offer for 60k pounds + bonus for London location at Sr Consultant level in FS industry. How good/bad is the offer? Please suggest.

CCTC: 24lpa in India
Workex post MBA: 3.5 yrs
Total workex: 6.5 yrs

What IP software do you rely on for your relative IP practice?

I’m scared COVID is just beginning and we’ll see climate change lockdowns and huge restrictions in the next years.

Like travel will probably be restricted for “essential reasons only”. We won’t be able to buy meat as often, etc.

I’m also scared that the QR vaccine passports for entertainment (like in Europe, Canada and NYC) will never disappear and that we’ll keep have to keep using them for our booster shots and maybe climate reasons.
(I’m fully vaxx-for now, untl they require more doses)

I’m in a committed relationship and have realized I developed an elementary school level crush on a coworker. How do I kill the crush and maintain the friendship?

I would like to take this time to sincerely apologize for calling people in there 30s old, I finally turned 30 and we are young af, unlike the old geezers in their 40s

Why is drinking and getting drunk the “fun” traits but staying home to chill is “boring”? I must be in the wrong era 🥺

Is it a red flag if someone says they don’t believe in self help books like Atomic Habits, Attached, etc?

I’ve been married for a while now (5+ years) but feeling completely checked out. My wife has zero conflict resolution skills and can’t control her anxiety, so we constantly bicker if I ever do anything that offends her, and she wants to spend all her time talking about the constantly changing projects she will never start. I can’t ever talk about anything that worries me because she just freaks out. We have kids and she has no ability to earn money so leaving would be impossible financially

I am not getting sleep!!

Ugh. So much work. 😩

As a man are you looking for an extremely successful lady that is extremely career driven and willing to do whatever it takes to make it to the next level or are you more attracted to a lady that is happy at the level she is at and takes the next step as it comes? To put things into simple terms would you rather a 9-5 lady or a 9- whenever the job is done lady? Explain why please.

Having a sad night 🥲

I need help. I constantly pick at my beard for the last two years. It is creating holes and looks terrible. How can I solve this. I tried a number of things to keep my hands busy. Also how can I grow my beard thicker?

I'm a light sleeper who cares too much about the people around me, but I've got a flight to London next Friday from 7pm NYC time to 7am UK time, and I'd really like to master sleeping on a plane just this once and not be in jet lag hell for the entire day after I land. I'll be in premium economy in an aisle seat. I usually take melatonin before bed and sleep on my side. Does anyone have suggestions for an OTC sleeping pill or pillow that actually works, or other advice for sleeping on a plane?

How was you memorial day weekend?

Lil Mosey is better than Kendrick Lamar

I tell my friends this and they can't believe it

Ladies, sometimes we like our hair pulled a little too

Is it common to get more and more conservative after highschool? Throughout high school I considered myself a leftist even at one point liking Bernie. But now over time I see myself getting more conservative. ( Not the anti mask/ anti vax kind) I seem to align myself more and more with individuals like Romney. Is this common?

I think air fryers are easy bake ovens for adults.

About to start a side hustle writing smut for Amazon, who's got some story prompts for me?

How many drinks do you have in the average week? I’m at around 20-25.