A squirrel just flashed me climbing my window 🥱

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Meanwhile in the squirrel confession bowl: Just gave someone a peep show this morning, and I ain’t sorry. How ‘bout deez nuts…

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Haha thanks D1 😉

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Its an auspicious sign. Have a blessed day

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Maybe the squirrel was proposing

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