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“the blow was ok, but can you just try making it better? not sure how, but just you know, better."

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Advertising ruins everything

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Hey weed client can you submit an invoice with my order? Going to need to expense this to the account. Thanks in advance. Slack me when you arrive. Also would love to use Venmo for all future transactions.

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"Have you tried more payment methods? Lets talk user experience here"

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And - umm, can you make the logo bigger?

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ily SVP1

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Jesus ^

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I’m aligned.

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