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This cracked me up! Hahaha. That's literally me after a long day of whispering "Not today, satan. Not today". I think I need to bring extra patience to work tomorrow.

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Man, people be testing me lately. I literally have to remind myself that I work in the field of law everytime. I need patience and a half.

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This is literally the highlight of my day. Hahaha! Don't you just love leaving work? It just feels sooo good to be home and be me again. Lol.

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Yes, I, too am a gremlin deep underneath this mask of professionalism. I'm glad you understand. Hahaha! Some people just take so much out of my already dwindling patience.

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Whare did tou get this picture of me? Did you hide a camera in my bathroom while I was getting ready for bed? Where's the "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" button when you need it?

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Well, aren't we all just witches inside and at home? hahaha love this meme. It really takes learning and experience in order to be better at conversing with other people. It isn't really a skill that is taught in school

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The struggle is real, especially for introverts.

For sure, some parts of the mask are already falling off while nearing the end of the day. Have to be an actor in front of clients but sometimes my Gremlin side can't hold it in.

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LOL this feels too accurate, client meetings are truly draining

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Hahaha. Oh my gosh! I feel so seen. This is really me when meeting with difficult clients. Ughhh I have to put up a nice face always.

LOL. Alright, OP! No need to draw personal attacks here. HAhaha

Help this is so me!! Hahaha. It is like a makeup that I put on every single day. I love my job!

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