Alright, Elon Musk, SNL. Is DOGE mooning or tanking?

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tanking. There's gonna be a skit about doge and everyone's gonna expect him to say buy doge and he's gonna be like nope doge is bad for reasons A, B, C. Maybe someone in the skit goes "but I put my life savings in it" he goes "shoulda bought Tesla stock" (audience lol).

then he sells all his doge and everyone else sells all their doge

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What time is SNL?

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Face the facts Elon is going to put a soft toy Doge into orbit in those rockets and it’s gonna go to $5

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