An MD calls a consultant a “beta”:

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Imagine having former McKinsey while working at Deloitte

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Former a lot of things

Wow . So touching :)

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Oops, what’s the age gap if you don’t mind sharing.... also crop your picture

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I found this on SCT and reshared, but thanks for the heads up!

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He wouldn’t have called that person “a” beta. He’d have called him beta.

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Plot twist MD wasn't south Asian

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😅 I didn’t see someone had already posted this, otherwise wouldn’t have reshared!

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another one for r/thathappened

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