Any single M straight partners want to go on a date with me? 😇

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must be a partner?

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You should just copy the guy that kept asking millionaires for a random check

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😂 who is this person

Consider Elon? He's looking to make baby 15. He's wrapping up DOGE in May so should have time to date you.

Post pics and we'll let you know if you're good enough for him.

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Did you find a new job after getting laid off from IBM sales recently? Congrats if so! 🎉

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No 😇😇

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Until it didn’t…

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I’m a consultant but I sell like a partner. Will you date me?

I make the same 🙄

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Only if you make 500k

I make significantly more than you

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