Applied for that Lego ACD/Copy role at 8:30 am. Rejection email at 10:17 am. New record! 🚀💩

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You should reply: this hurts worse than stepping on a Lego.

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I was the 213th applicant on LI, and got my form email rejection in almost exactly 213 minutes. Nordic efficiency.

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Those are rookie times! You gotta shorten it up in this racket.

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Wow, they got back to you👍

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They lost me at "portfolio of award-winning work" like sorry I don't get to choose what accounts I'm on and I didn't get the fun ones 🤷

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This 😭

To the 🌕

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Have you ever used a resume scanner to ensure you worded your resume to beat their scanner?

I would recommend not the one I’ve been using.

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Worked there and same thing happens internally. We once had someone who was hired with the intention to promote within a year to replace someone leaving the country.

They got a new leader that had zero experience and they wouldn’t even let this person interview, interviewed people with far less experience and hired a person that lied about their experience took credit for this persons work. They’d come from an agency and we found out he took credit for our colleagues work, then again we’d see him doing the same when that colleague wasn’t around.

Nothing was ever done about it and the manager never cared.

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