Can we return Donald Trump to Nordstrom? I hear they have an excellent return policy.

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They will not take returned damaged goods.

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"We can't take this back, Sir, there's a stain on him." "NO, no-no, that's just his face, I swear he was like that when I found him."

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Shame we didn't get him at LLBean.

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Also...we didn't find him there

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True enough

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