“Can you turn your Labubu the other way I don’t like it staring at me…” Anyone else have some desk ornament complaints in the office?

What has your experience been with wfh? Do you prefer hybrid, rto or permanent remote? For those of you who are permanent remote and living in subs, do you miss the nightlife/weekend plans made in bigger cities like hyd or b’lore?

Hello fishes,
I am a CA having PQE experience of 8 years. Currently, working with JP Morgan in Financial Reporting profile. I got the below offers:
UBS - AVP - Financial Controller - 24 fixed. Office timing 12.30 p. m to 9.30 p. m
Citco -Manager - Financial Reporting- 24 Fixed. Joining - 2 lacs. Office timing: 3 p. m to 12 a. m.
State Street - Manager - Financial Reporting- 25 Fixed. Joining 2 lacs. Office timing: 12.30 p
m. to 9.30 p. m
Which one should I opt?

I’ll post a few things see if anyone has interest.

Question for agency producers: What would spark your interest in a director aside from ‘hype’. Meaning a less established name?

SCORES ARE UP!

Hi fishes,

How will the below assessment in hexaware

DA_ Selenium_Java_Automation Testing_HTD_2021

It was scheduled for tomorrow.

My experience in 2.11 years in automation testing

Would anyone happen to know what the WFH situation is like at Standard Chartered bank in Singapore? Is it 5 days in office or flexible? Thanks in advance!

What is the variable pay does Macquarie give year on year ? And is there a surety that we will surely get a decent variable pay as well over our fixed package since I don't find anything mentioned regarding this variable pay in my offer letter. Yoe- 8 and tech - selenium testing, and position- assistant manager.
If yes, how much one can expect in variable pay for fixed compensation of around 25-30lpa.

Any openings for cloudera databricks ?

How come I have to pay $116 out of pocket for my dental exam and cleaning? Is this covered by your firm’s dental coverage plan?

New to casing and looking to case with people over the next few weeks. DM me if interested!

Are Analysts expected to travel while working for the consulting practise at Deloitte India? How often is one staffed on/rotated across projects?

Does lululemon usually release a collection for pride?

My husband is looking to make a move from journalism (writing about sports and pop culture) to brand strategy. Does anyone know of any junior brand strategy openings in San Francisco?

Corporate or litigation, which is easier to reach billable hour requirement? In other words, which is easier to bill a lot annually? Comparably speaking.

Hello Fishes,
My brother is a b.com graduate(2020 passed out) and looking for a job.
The problem here is because Finance jobs requires exceptional skills and academics due to which he is not able to get shortlisted for most job interview screening, he is receiving interview calls from great companies but not able to convert them.
If anybody can help even with an Internship position at their firm that would be a great starter to his career.

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Hello People,
I am actively looking for Job opportunity in O2C- Accounts Receivable profile.
I do have relevant experience of 3 years 9 months in collections, billing & cash application.

Would really appreciate referrals from anyone or if someone can just let me know if there any vacancies available.

TC New grad Software Engineer
Base: $110k
Sign-On: $35k
RSU: $120k/3years
Relocation: $20k

Starting fresh with virtually $0 savings and $0 worth of financial literacy, whats the best course of action? any advice is greatly appreciated!

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

I don’t have a horse in this fight