Client: “We are doing a joint marketing effort with some sales partners. Can you please get back to me with a calculation on the impact of investing $10K in New York City and Tokyo”
Me: 🙄🔫

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Sounds like a quick one. Impact = 0

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👆now that’s an AE I want shielding me from client shrapnel

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