Close call today. Son almost walked in when doing the deed with the wifey. Door unlocked. Fool proof tips / tricks to ensure this doesn’t happen again?

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Congrats on the sex 🙌

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Keep at it and get him a sibling to play with so he stops looking for you two.

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Lock the door

I do every time. Even when they’re supposed to be in bed

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Nice this happened to me once and almost broke my dong dismounting.

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Tie a sock around the doorknob. He'll know.

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Don’t last so long!

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Lock and use one of the things that runs from the floor to underneath the door handle so they cannot open it. Having them unable to open the door is less awkward than the alternative.

Stop nooners unless he’s asleep 😀

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