Consulting makes me feel like such a f***boi - managing multiple clients at the same time, making sure none of them know about each other and making each one feel like they have my full attention and focus, even though I’m talking to other clients while meeting with a client 😂

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written by someone that has never once been a f***boy in real life

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I’m a one client at a time kinda guy

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Fwiw, those clients are speaking to multiple consultants too. It’s a transactional world.

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Spoken like a true analyst

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Don’t lie! Interns are never on multiple engagements 😜

Not sure why you'd need to keep them secret from each other, that just seems unnecessary. Applies to work and personal.

Sounds like that's where the comparison stops for OP! Now, back to managing Outlook calendars!

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