Damnnnn Josh back at it again with your self proclaimed milestones

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All those ghost jobs Josh be postin’ are paying off!

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Check out the big brain on Josh!

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Did he certify that follower count himself?

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This is his second follower cert

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Just 100 followers after his last

I’m y

Why yall hating on the man so much 💀

If you are jealous, then find out how you can succeed

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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This is how I feel!!!

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