Did anyone took half day cause you were too horny?

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Wish I did, much better than having blue balls throughout the day. 🤣

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Never. Although i think some guys have relieved themselves in the stalls. I’ve seen fluids on the floor.

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I've seen fluids on the wall in a client's bathroom. Only to find that someone had added even more later in the day 🤔

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i sometimes show up late to work...smiling and a little tired

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