Does the amount of KPMG-bashing that happens in this bowl count as cyberbullying? Worried about the self-esteem of its employees.

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I went to PwC because of it 😂😂😂

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We don't need constant validation like Deloitte so I think we are okay. Thanks for checking on us though.

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I work at Deloitte and we don’t need validation. You might be thinking of Harvard 😂😂

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No, there’s nothing wrong with KPMG. It’s like how you’d kid with a sibling… a much younger and less adequate sibling…

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My impression has always been KPMG seemed the most professional, EY and PWC are some where in the middle and very similar to one another, and Deloitte is like a frat house

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Man Deloitte was fun as shit before Covid. Hopefully it's not gone forever

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I mean in all reality KPMG is a great firm, we all know it. But they’re fun to poke fun at.

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This is light compared to what we get in person from other consulting firms. Step it up

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Nah, there’s always Accenture

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Don’t give a F that we’re known as the midget firm. I get paid very well and have zero stress. I’ll take it.

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Yes clearly you don’t care at all

Moved from Deloitte to KPMG and couldn’t be happier. It’s nice having work life balance and working with people that don’t have sticks up their asses 😉

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Glad to know your rear side is finally at ease.

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I like working for KPMG. Might have Stockholm Syndrome but ignorance is bliss 🥰 Happy New Year!!

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Based on what I read in few bowls and given the really small sample size I may have sample bias, I think their WLB is the best in consulting

Step outside your bubble :)

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