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Friendly advice, you're gonna want to take a couple less gummy bears next time.

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I don’t ‘do drugs.

Get some rest

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Are we over here creating meme coins? Who wants to sponsor the liquidity pool?

Curious lack of people jumping up to volunteer.

Much wow.

Car wow. Something there right?!???

I appreciate levity in times like these

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here's my prediction.

If Biden wins, the media will begin to message the following;

-The worst COVID risks and outcomes are to people with identifiable risk factors such as obesity and diabetes.

-Most other people who catch it will experience a bad flu.

-Many other people who catch it won't even know they have it.

-It's not commonly transmitted by touching objects and person to person transmittal is low risk except in close contact.

The media will then message that we should;
(cont'd)

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Wanted to highlight Prudential Financial’s hiring practices. They rescinded my offer once I attempted to negotiate the salary. The official reason given was that I didn’t “sound excited enough”.
They then admittedly gave the offer to someone who was less qualified. There were other red flags throughout the job offer process that the HR team should overall be ashamed of.

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Anyone tried the new Sanctions Certificate (CGSS) offered by ACAMS? Trying to see how difficult it is considering I don't have a lot of experience with sanctions compliance. I have CAMS & work in AML

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Can anybody help me with Barclays leave policy in India....no of leaves...

Who doing wine Wednesday?🧐

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When did you know you were falling out of love with your partner? Did you fix it, or break things off and why?

In search of stories to hopefully understand a phase in my own long term relationship.

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what do recruiters actually do? and why does it take them so long to respond?

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I am looking for opportunities in Risk Management, Risk Reporting, Model Development, Model Validation. Do ket me know if there are any vacancies in your companies.

Received an offer for a Project Delivery Specialist II in GPS. Are all Project Delivery types tied to PDM? Is it possible to negotiate the track prior to onboarding? I’m on the fence after reading all of the threads suggesting to avoid. However, ideally, I’m really only looking for a year 1/2 engagement before industry or grad. I just want to keep my options open if needed. Any insight is greatly appreciated. TIA!

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Hello Fishes,
Just wanted to check a few things (for morgan Stanley Bangalore office):
* Have you guys started returning to the office (both IT and non-IT) ?
* Also are you still getting door to door pick-drop cab facility...?
* Last one (this one is a bit stupid😅), do they serve free meal in cafeteria ...?

Thanks

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Infosys Limited Is infosys has shift allowance if we are working from 2.00pm to 10.30pm IST.? If so where we can find those detail in sparsh or infyme app. Infosys Limited Infosys

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Hi Fishes
I want to share very bad experience I had at
Mastercard
I was given offer by Mastercard in month of Dec The hike was less but looking at brand & other perks I accepted the offer & was looking forward to joining them.I got few offers & I went back to them for sole purpose of renegotiating CTC, to have a industry standard hike. They didn't reverted back for 2-3 days & just dropped a mail that they are revoking initial offer as well on grounds that they didn't like i gave other interview

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Recommendations for a good men’s hair styling product? Something with medium to strong hold

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Opinions on Utilization goals?

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30-minute meeting, chief joined 25-min late, everything gets done in 5 min.

I just love hearing the silence in the waiting room by myself, ya know!

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Does B4 let people go the same day as their resignation only if they’re going to a direct competitor? How about MBB or a tier 2 consulting firm?

Have people been let go immediately in case they go to FAANG or other industry firms?

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3 weeks of pto left and planning on quitting in two months when my year hits and I get to keep my sign on. Anyway I can just work until three weeks before my year mark and then two weeks beforehand tell my team I’m resigning. Or just ask for week of pto and then work abs then get payout?

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Anyone recall the name of the Accenture strategy partner who used to send satirical emails on Fridays? One of those was an awesome holiday email to explain consulting to our families. I believe he used to post these on a public site as well…around 2010 or so.

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Honestly, I’m done with covid. I’ve done all I can do, the rest is in God’s hands. Come at me telling me about how I don’t care about anyone but myself, x y and z. I quarantined, masked, vaxxed. What else can I do? I’m going to start living life like it’s 2019 again.

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Anyone from Deloitte or any similar big four firm exit to Capital One as a senior manager or a director? I’ve been applying to roles and getting nothing back. Seven years of experience in the cyber security field and two years at a big four. Also just redid my résumé as well. I would love any referrals or a point in the right direction. @Capital One

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My old leadership team is tearing it up in Vegas at the annual mtg. Pour one out for me - I left and am with a new team who I need to feel out before going full ham.

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Which is the most laid back, good WLB big 4 and why is it not Deloitte?

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Ugh, I’m accidentally flying on Thursday afternoon and there’s so much *business* happening at the gate.

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Sitting on a window seat, and girl next to me has one leg in my space. Thinking of educating her on territories. Any suggestions?

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