Don’t get me wrong beating cancer is a huge accomplishment and worthy of praise on its own, but what’s up with relating everything to b2b sales.

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There are the people who unironically did this about things that were cringe (my wife died, got divorced, etc.), and so now people make absurd posts like that to make fun of them.

And then there are people like this who didn't get the joke and think it's normal to post about their private life events and how it relates to B2B sales because they have no shame or self-awareness.

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great word, banal

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I made-out with my sister this weekend.

This is what it taught me about being a team player:

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I cut off my sons hand this weekend
This is what it taught me about sacrifices for the betterment of the team 😂

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I blame Lance Armstrong, he invented the art of monetising Cancer Survival

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You know what?!?

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*sigh*

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This AI generated content, roll eyes and move on.

ChatGPT is writing great posts on LinkedIn!

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Nice try Accenture.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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