Everyone I know who uses backpacks has gotten fired. It's called Darwinism, survival of the fittest nerds.

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Way to give me nightmares

You have to be a risk loser.

I'm literally the fittest, cuz I'm hot, so I'll use whatever bag I want, ya nerd

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