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Sad they didn’t have “of course we have a bag to throw up in” cause that’s certainly what I needed after watching this video

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Hahahah I bet a bald old timer partner will do this wearing a suit covered in green polka dots

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“Who wants to keep their job?”

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We work at EY, but we don't have lapel mics so the audience can hardly understand the buzzwords we're forcing these ladies to say.

The peeps in the thumbnail were under duress lol.

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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This guy has the worst posts…

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

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2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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So courageous to post this

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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