Finally, this is exactly the exit opp I’ve been waiting for

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Need to make sure the title is “rat king.”

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Rat TZAR

Tried to apply but they said M7 and MBB only

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Charlie Day is ready and willing!

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You have competition. Just submitted my application

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Now this is an opportunity to truly make an impact

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High impact work for sure

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Literally

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Whaaat, only $120k - $170k for the Rat General?

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They should start giving people 5 cents for every dead rat they bring in lol

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Genius! LOLOLOL

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Digging to China with a spoon would be an easier task than removing the rats from NYC

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Especially when the rats have leadership roles in City Hall

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VP of Vermin Elimination.

I want that title

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How has McKinsey not solved this problem yet. Maybe sell Oxy to the Rats.

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Sorry MD, I’ll do better next time

$10 any effective solution would be hamstringed by bureaucracy, social justice warriors, or the simple fact that NYC rats are impossible to control

Not the exit opportunity we deserve but the one we need?

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