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Talking to a student tomorrow about consulting as a career path. Bright kid from Georgia Tech going into his senior year as some sort of engineering major. What companies should I recommend?
I am an obese female and already on track to lose weight. I want to start planning for a baby soon but want to do it after losing weight in about 6 months so that I have a healthy pregnancy. But also concerned that I am getting older, 32 already. Should I just go ahead and start planning or wait for about 6 months until I have lost a good amount of weight? What’s more important age or weight?
What is the cheapest most efficient way to file for a greencard? Boyfriend is on an H-1B and second extension is expiring
How do all these gay influencers manager to live amazing lives? Like traveling all the time, staying at high-end / luxury hotels, chilling all day and getting time to work out. I’m sure they earn by posting their content but is it that good that they can afford such extravagance?
What's with Humans of Bomay? Complete mess 🤦🏼♂️
I am really curious to know how do people out there crack the jobs abroad sitting here in India. I have at least tried 1000th time with the job portals and tried connecting with recruiters but no luck. Do they not hire people in operations like Executive assistants or is there any specific way applying. Looking forward to all your ideas and reverts.
I went into a Dallas AD today to look at and try on a speedmaster pro and really ended up liking these two just as much and now I’m undecided. Going to look at Tudor GMT and BB58 tomorrow at another location. Oh they had a 2020 Op GMT Pepsi for $32k 😂
Iam looking for resume template if you have anything please share it in the chat I will pay for it. Thanks..
Got offers from below for Oracle DBA profile. Could you help me choose...
Oracle - 18.28 lpa fixed
IBM - 18 lpa fixed + 2L joining
TietoEvry - 17.11 lpa fixed
First American India - 19 lpa fixed + 1.9 lpa variable = 20.9 lpa
Gave notice and then got sloshed with the firm and spent the night on the dance floor almost getting off with the junior partner I’ve fancied for years (but who’s been off limits…). Big scarlet A on my back now, but rather than be embarrassed about it I just want to land him. Ugh. Difficult life.
Anyone had any random suicidal thoughts over the last couple of weeks? Dead serious question.
Anyone know what it’s like to work as in-house counsel for a global company on investigations and compliance? Is there a lot of travel, or are internal investigations all being conducted remotely now? Is the work more or less the same as it is for outside counsel?
I keep trying to remind myself that plagues end and markets bounce back and the world is not imploding, but holy @$?& these waves of panic are debilitating.
Anyone looking to staff a project? My current project ends this week.
I'm a former T2 strategy consultant (post-MBA level) looking for contract opportunities (Corp-to-corp, not 1099 or W-2). I've been independent for the past 3 years. Thanks!
The urge I have out of boredom to join a call and say “Hey everybody, it’s me…BenDeLaCreme!”
Is this worth? I’m trying to get something ~5K and will retain value in the next 5-10years
If you’re an in-house art director, what is your day to day and how does it compare to one from an agency?
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Reviewing my staff's walkthroughs:
At Deloitte this week
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Let’s see a Starbucks ￼barista ￼top that!
^When the client tries to contradict you^
Don’t forget it’s almost time to start quarters.
🤷♂️ But it was on time
Or both 😂
the calm before the storm
Whole team gone. That’s my cue
Another job well done! 🚶♂️🏠🔥🔥🔥
It do be like this sometimes
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