free your mind and your ass will follow

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It also works the other way around.

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Insightful. I’m writing this one down.

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........ #democracyatwork ?

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It’s right up there with the sentient llama posts

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Assmind

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What if your heads up your arse?

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Now this is an insight

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OP just discovered George Clinton

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And here I was thinking this was a Sofi Tukker reference. “Throw some ass. Free the mind.”

Taking this advice ty

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hell yeah

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I claim

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OPEN YOUR MINDDDD

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my ass is free. but my mind is troubled.

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True wisdom there

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