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I do the word vomit now because ChatGPT generates it.

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With every meme, a little part of Yusuf Dikec’s soul dies.

It’s always the monumental for me lol 😂

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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