Hands down the most accurate workplace meme. Why are HR/recruiters the worst?

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If the recruiter had taken the time to file the links they received on a daily basis, they would not have to send out cattle call emails.

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Can we name names?

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Sounds about right for that ragtag group of professionals

I’ve been on the job hunt for a while now.

I can tell that many applications are just automatically being processed and rejected as I get an email on weekends saying I’m not the right fit. I didn’t go to college, and 20 years of agency experience doesn’t count to AI automation. But there is at least a rejection email.

When I actually have interviews with real recruiters and teams…. It would be nice to get a rejection email at some point in time.

I was one of the finalists for a position recently. They went with the other guy. Only reason I knew is because I am friends with the guy who got hired on LinkedIn. The recruiter ghosted.

That’s happened at least 3 times.

Just let me know I didn’t get it when I think I might have. It’s stretching out the depression.

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Sorry you didn’t get it. 😔

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